| Thy Meekle hast returned! Thou might be wondering why mine xanga theme has changed from Bob Ross, one saucy fellow, to one such as this, Link, hero of time. One might think,"Hey, that guy in the background is such a stud," or, "Man, I wish I look that cool," or for the ladies, "Man, I would love to be saved by that hunk," or maybe "Man, that looks alot like meekle!" Well my friends, in 2 days I shalt be camping out for Nintendo's newest system, Wii. Which I will buy at 10 AM on Sunday. Along with this sleek and new system, I will be purchasing possibly the best game ever created "Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess." ...k I've run out of uses for the olde english, but if I find somewhere to use it, be warned, it'll pop up. Fasten thy Bucklers and sharpen thy blades for this tale of epic proportions (k it kinda popped up a little earlier than expected)! I've been so pumped about this game for months!! AHHHH!!!! but anyways... in other news and to recap on the last 2 months:
2 days before leaving for the Feast - I was just doing my normal packing fot the Feast when my lung decides to rebel against the rest of my body and pop on me. later that night i'm stuck in a hospital bed with a tube in my side (i had to be awake for the surgery and wow was it painful, even with the little bit of numbing that they gave me). I was stuck there for a week, so i missed the first half of the Feast. the Monday of the Feast - I get to finally go home. Doctor said that he wouldnt allow me to go to Jekyll Island, Georgia for the Feast and to just go home and stay in bed. Soooooo as soon as I got out of the hospital we packed up the car and left for Georgia and got there at 2 AM on Tuesday. heheheh, silly doctor. We get down there and I cant do much because of the stinkin lung problem but i got a nice warm welcome from taggy, toomie, nick bizic, gary lutz, and Dan Miller when they were using our driveway as a Airsoft arena. I felt light headed and not myself the whole time I was down there. Thursday after services - Kara Foraker and I decided to do some homework together and since I needed to use the Internet for the assignment I headed on down to her condo since they got free Internet. So we're doing our homework and all and the parents left to go out to eat. So Kara and I were there doing homework for a few hours and we decided that we were getting kinda hungry so she called her parents to see if we could walk down the street to get a bite to eat at the restaurant that was near by. They said "no, its getting dark outside and you'll get ran over by a car"....which totally didnt make any sense to me because im pretty sure there was a sidewalk. so they said we should just take a break from homework and watch TV or something. Well, you see, Kara's little brother was afraid of his room upstairs because it was overrun by spiders in the walls and the ceiling and such, so they let him sleep on the fold out couch, where they set up his covers and his pillow and such.... which also happened to be the place closest to the TV in order to watch it.... So heres Kara and I sitting on a "bed" watching the Blues Brothers on TV. She turns it over to Seinfeld (which i never saw a full episode in my life btw...) and then we just started talking about the crappy relationships that we've had in the past few years, so she turned off the TV. So here's the situation: Foraker parents have never met this unknown teenage guy until a few hours ago and Kara, their daughter are sitting on a "bed" with the TV off, they arent doing homework, noone is home besides these two. Parents went out to eat and took the little brother with them. Older brother Kyle is elsewhere in Jekyll. (dont worry... it gets better) JUST as you think the situation couldnt have gotten anyworse looking... dear ol' Daddy Foraker walks in and sees these two sittin on the bed with the TV off, they arent doing homework, and he says "so what are you two doing... on Little Brother's Bed??" and Kara says "We were watching TV" (tv was off...). So Father Foraker says "Oh, What were you watching," and I say "Seinfeld" (why?!?!! WHY DID I SAY SEINFELD?!?!?! IT WAS ON FOR 2 SECONDS BEFORE WE TURNED IT OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!). "Oh," says Mr. Foraker (and heres where this becomes the most awkward moment of my LIFE), "What episode was it??" I say "uhhhh..... i dont really watch seinfeld so i donno... well I'm gunna go now since you guys are home. I was just staying to keep Kara company." And then he tells me that shes capable to stay home by herself as I was thinking, "well sorry for being considerate...man" and then he offers to drive me home which i knew wouldnt go well since the situation kinda blew up in my face. So i just walked over to Jasmine Johnson's party. Twas fun. Definatly the most awkward moment of my life. My question: why the heck would he leave his teenage daughter home alone with a guy anyways? I mean i know i didnt do anything i was gunna regret later down the line (besides the fact that I have no clue how i'll ever be able to talk to that man when I run into him again...which'll probably be louisville), but really... who does that?? The Friday night of the Feast - We went down to the choppy choppy restaurant with Brittany Hart and the Pittsburgh crew. Britt's birthday was in a week so i decided to go ahead and tell them that it was her birthday. They came out and made her do the Chicken dance, in which taggy got up and danced too. It was alot of fun except later that night I got really sick and couldnt sleep the whole night. I had a fever in the morning on the Last Great Day and so we had to come home early because they didnt want me winding up in a Georgia Hospital and they'd rather have me at home. So i missed both Holy Days... i was pretty depressed. It wasnt my favorite Feast of Tabernacles ever, I'd say. October 24th, 2006 - The day I whacked a deer - So I'm coming back from school, its like 11 o'clock on a rainy, cold Pennsylvania night cause we were studying for the Chem test the next day. I'm driving up by my highschool going 40. 40 MPH. 4tizzle. So I'm cruizin at 40 at 11 o'clock at night (now, Pennsylvania has a high population of old people, taxes, Steeler fans, and Deer) when 3 deer ambushed my car. So im slammin the breaks...schlamming (for the Germans) the breaks. Really slammin' them. They jumped off of a hill top, right down onto the road to jump out and surprize me like it was my birthday or something. So they jump out and im like "cool, its my birthday,"... and thats when it hit me: my birthday isnt until March 4th. Its in fact, not my birthday, it IS in fact, the 231st birthday of when the British fleet attacked Norfolk, Virginia. Now it is obvious that all deer Role Play as the British on this day in history, and expected me to Role Play as the Patriots (not the new england patriots...they suck... sorry jeremy). So I did, and just as the Patriots did, I made the first 2 deer take off running, whilst the third one i hittest in thy facial region. As its head and neck flopped onto the hood of my car, I shouted, "FOR LIBERTY!!!!!" and as its side careened into the side of my car (.... i say "mine" meaning "my dad's") i thought... wait a minute... my dad is going to kill me if this british soldier Deer doesnt... oh. crap. "BOOM" It slammed into the side of the car and i was just like ... great... now im gunna have to get out of the CAR in the freezing cold RAIN to look at this CARNAGE that has just happened on the front of my dad's CAR!!!! He's gunna KILL me when he sees the DAMAGE!! ...and thats when the deer got up and hopped away... and when i said "WHAT THE HECK JUST HAPPENED?!!?!" so i kept driving...didnt even stop the whole time this happened. i figured "meh... no sense in me stopping... no carnage... plus its cold outside. If i can drive home im doing it without getting out of the car." 5 minutes later, Teri Haney calls me and i tell her what happened. She thinks i'm on drugs now. When i got home i checked for damage. NONE!!!!! NO DAMAGE!!! i was the most pumped kid in the world. So I checked again in the morning, and yes...there was a teeeeeny tinnny dent... you have to REALLY look for it in order to see it. The proof that i hit a deer though: Deer hair is sticking out from the front right wheel. right behind the headlight. I gots myselves a trophy! !!! I guaruntee that deer is right now telling all its friends "yeah... i just hit a CAR and LIVED!!! Look, I have proof. A patch of my butt hair is gone. The car just took a bite outta me. I am your leader. Call me 'the Great Deerdini.'" Well lads, thats all I have time for today. Thou shalt surely comment on my newest post. Thou comments are much-eth appriciatedeth. good day. I might not post for a while, until after Louisville because i'll be tooo busy with school...and by "school" i mean "too busy finding this ==> ." |